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Joke of the Day

"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."

"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"

"Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket"

"How are women like snow? They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road"

"Did you hear Saudi Arabia's new slogan? Saudi Arabia the trade center of the world since our guys destroyed the last one."

"Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, ""On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?"" ""I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."""

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."

"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"

"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"