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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tigger jump down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."
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"I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China."
"My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder."
"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."
"I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power... Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day"
"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""
"The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela's condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts."
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim."
"I'm like an onion When I cut myself i cry"
"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."