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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tigger jump down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."
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"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."
"Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone"
"What do you call a perverted Magician? Q: What do you call a perverted Magician? A: David ""Cop a Feel"" ...ba dum cha!"
"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."
"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."
"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my body is like 70% water and I really didn't want to mess up my phone."
"I was in the mall the other day, and suddenly I found myself on the top floor ""Boy"", I thought to myself, ""that sure escalated quickly"""
"I'm here to make a monthly joke April Fools."
"How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market? A coup."