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Joke of the Day
"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."
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"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"
"Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win."
"Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on an airplane. The airplane crashes. Who survives? America."
"What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky."
"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"I left my phone by my side while I was sleeping with an app to ""ding"" every time it recognizes a person that looks like me It ""dinged"" all night."
"So I learned how to count yesterday.... It was as easy as 1, 2, 8"
"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says.. You man the guns, I'll drive'"