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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a perverted Magician? Q: What do you call a perverted Magician? A: David ""Cop a Feel"" ...ba dum cha!"

"Our son brought weed to Show & Tell and the teacher sent him home with $50 pinned to his shirt."

"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"

"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"

"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"

"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"

"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"

"What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off."

"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"