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"I hate boxing But you gotta love May weather!"
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"The three rules about procrastination. 1. 2."
"Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out? Because he had a Taipei personality."
"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."
"Me on Masterchef: Ive made a roasted pork kebab breaded with buttermilk cornbread and served with a tomato reduction Them: This is a corndog"
"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"
"TSA Terrorist Profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in US airports."
"Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know Sir. Teacher: Come on Fred it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?"