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Joke of the Day
"it's impossible to own two weiner dogs because that's a paradachshund"
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"I track my calories religiously every day. First they are on my plate and then I put them in my mouth"
"TIFU by forgetting what current MMO my friend played and wasting my money to buy WoW gametime Wrong sub."
"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"
"I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos."
"Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids? Ken always came in a different box."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office."
"The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off... Greed-o shot first"
"What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."
"What did Jay Sherman say about your breath? It stinks!"