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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office."

"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"There was a blackout in my town last night It's okay I called the police."

"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""

"Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon."

"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."

"What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew."