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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nien."
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"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"
"Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off..."
"Why does Donald Trump dislike trees? Because they're brown and don't speak English."
"My fake ID is so good, bars never suspect I'm not an organ donor."
"Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No son, I got all of 'em cut"
"If we're all Gods children... ...what's so special about Jesus?"
"A golfer to his caddy: 'How would you have played that last shot, caddy?' 'Under an assumed name.'"
"Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad. They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder."
"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."