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Joke of the Day
"I walked into chemistry class... It was Boron"
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"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"
"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."
"Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, ""Let's eat kids"" becomes ""Let's eat punctuation"""
"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."
"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"i take valium & viagra so if i dont get a fuck i dont give a fuck"
"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."
"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."