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Joke of the Day
"Two fish in a tank... ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""
"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"
"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."
"Screw you, targeted Facebook ad for adult diapers! *thinks about not having to pause TV or games* *orders some*"
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."
"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"[just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice"
"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"