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Joke of the Day

"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."

"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"

"Just finished up some dusting. And by dusting I mean I blew on a shelf and then sneezed 6 times in a row."

"Hey cell phone companies, I can't think of a more terrifying selling point than ""Unlimited Talk."""

"What does a boy get every month, but a girl doesn't. A paycheck"

"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."

"This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!"

"The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means."

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"My friend's a psychology major. He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out."