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Joke of the Day
"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"
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"A shipment of wigs has been stolen Police are combing the area"
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"
"Judge: Your client says he's mentally fit to stand trial correct?Lawyer: Yes, your honor.Judge: Then can you tell him to get out of my seat?"
"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."
"I love when a girl posts a selfie with ""no filter"" but the shit is so blown out you can't even see her nose."
"Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife? Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side."
"""I'm still a virgin"" -theres plenty of fish in the sea ""Ur right. I'll find someone"" -no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman"
"Did you hear about the elderly seamstress with poor vision? She doesn't mend straight anymore."