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Joke of the Day
"A shipment of wigs has been stolen Police are combing the area"
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"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"
"What's the difference between babies and boomerangs? If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."
"[unbowed unbent unbroken] the name of the episode should be changed. Because Sansa was definitely bowed bent and broken"
"DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well..."
"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."
"Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right."
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"What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom? The Captain's Log."