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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife? Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side."

"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"

"Every morning when I wake up I wonder to myself, ""Is today going to be the day that Lou Bega drops Mambo No. 6?"""

"I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me."

"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."

"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""

"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."

"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee!"

"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"