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Joke of the Day
"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
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"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"
"One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours."
"What did the beaver say when he fell in water? Damn it."
"I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance."
"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"
"Why do French people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? Because one is un uf."
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
"[restaurant] *patpatpat* ME: you hear that? *patpatPATPAT* DATE: what the [penguin bolts out of kitchen with a fish] CHEF: SOMEBODY STOP HIM"
"First blowjob Guy: I got my first blowjob today. Friend: Was she good? Guy: She sucks."