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Joke of the Day
"The French word for shoe insole is semelle, which they often do."
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"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."
"What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""
"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"
"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"
"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? ""No"" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] ""Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"""
"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"