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Joke of the Day

"*Cooks dinner for family* Gets arrested for attempting to cause great bodily harm"

"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."

"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"

"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."

"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."

"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."

"What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied? Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!"

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."