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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"
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"Careful girls... fat guys just want to get into your pantries."
"[campfire] And that's when he realized... HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN [everyone screams in terror]"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."
"Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces."
"My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh"
"What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy? winnie the Philosopooh"
"Did you know you can drink Lava? But only once!"
"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but the light bulb has to really want to change."