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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? Claude"

"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"

"I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious. Nobody saw me. Anthony Jeselnik."

"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""

"I was watching a fight the other day... ...and a hockey game broke out."

"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"

"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."

"How many angels can a pinhead dance on? To hold up their pants."

"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side."

"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan."