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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey team? A hockey team takes a shower after three periods."

"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"

"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."

"Wanna hear a joke? 6to5"

"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest."

"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""

"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."

"Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum."

"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat em' all."