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Joke of the Day
"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"
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"Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going."
"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."
"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"
"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"
"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"
"Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston"
"I let Ellen drive the bus... Pao! Atlest she was able to digg our graves."
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"