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Joke of the Day

"You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from."

"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."

"[Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it."

"What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult? A torn ACL"

"I don't have any good science related jokes to tell Because most of the good jokes argon"

"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"

"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."

"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."

"I stole a friend's phone today and set it so it will autocorrect ""I've"" to ""me've"" and me'm really excited about it."

"Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin."