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Joke of the Day

"Wasn't doing much, so submitting a funny link on reddit.. You are doing that too much. Try again later."

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"Donald Trump We all need a good laugh in this day and age. Here's to you!"

"If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect me."

"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."

"I got a chainsaw in the mail today. Now I have to send saws to five other people."

"Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature. I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch."

"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"

"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."

"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."