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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."

"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"What did one bag of shit say to the other bag of shit? ""Ugh, stop standing so colostomy."""

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"

"Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance."

"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"

"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The spacebar!"

"Yo momma so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."