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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
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"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"
"Sorry, this joke's a repeat.. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out"
"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."
"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"
"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"*struggling to get the peanut butter jar that I just closed open* ""HOLY COW, I'M STRONGER THAN MYSELF"""
"What do spiders eat in France? French flys"
"A friend and I are walking down the street When we see a dog laying in the yard , licking his balls. My friend says ""I wish I could do that!"". I told him "" I bet that dog would bite you!"""
"Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up? Because of his cowlick."