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Joke of the Day

"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."

"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."

"Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off? The hip replacement guy. /dad"

"My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav."

"How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?"

"What's a cows favorite type of tv show A cows favorite type of tv show is animoo... I'm bad at jokes"

"So I recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there."