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Joke of the Day

"What did the digital clock say to it's Mother? ""Look Ma, no hands!"""

"I really like working with spices... My newest recipe is cumin cider."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ..."

"Did you hear about the man who went into the doctor for anal glaucoma? He couldn't see his ass going into work."

"DC: Wonder Woman is too complex for a movie. Marvel: We just made $100m on a movie featuring a talking raccoon and a walking tree. In space."

"For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?"

"My best joke Cloid"

"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"

"I'm very English. I ordered a book off the internet the other day called ""How to have nothing to do with your neighbours"" Unfortunately, I was out when it arrived..."