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"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ..."
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"I like my women as I like my sandwiches... ...no crust."
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"I like my women the way I like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar"
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"My mom accidentally killed my boyfriend this weekend. She didn't recognize him when she was canning pickles."
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