109403
Joke of the Day
"NSFW What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time? Guden Tight"
Next Joke
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
"What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet? A STOOL Pigeon"
"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."
"Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam."
"What's in a Paul Walker shot ? An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball"
"I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store. He turned to me and said ""You wanna know how I got these scarves?"""
"Studies show That 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"
"*Dentistry school* Here's your final: *stabs student* Why is he bleeding ""Because you stabbed him?"" FAIL ""Because he doesn't floss"" CORRECT!"
"I will not rest until I've finished this nap!"