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Joke of the Day

"Last week I went golfing and finally beat my wife... Those are two separate things."

"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"

"Then God said, ""Let there be Internet drama""; and there was Internet drama. And God saw that it was good."

"A dyslexic man walks in to a bra..."

"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."

"I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence."

"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"

"dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours"