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Joke of the Day

"dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours"

"Say what you like about us Arabs, but at least we don't go to Africa and start naming lions 'Ahmad' and 'Hassan'."

"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"

"Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray."

"""That's me in a nutshell."" A peanut's photo album."

"What do you call a confident chicken? Cocky"

"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"

"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"

"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."

"[Computer has become self-aware] Scientist 1: Shit, just like in Terminator Computer: I HAVE WRITTEN SOME POETRY Scientist 2: No, worse"