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Joke of the Day
"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."
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"Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air."
"JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre? .......The punchline is too long!"
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... We pray to God after the meal"
"why are archaeologists so proud of their study? their work is always groundbreaking"
"Why do Mexicans re-fry beans? Ever seen a spic do something right the first time?"
"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."
"I just took a huge shit. I feel really bad because it wasn't mine and stealing is wrong."
"Grandma catches Bobby beating-off Stop it! Don't you know you can go blind from that? Gee gram, can't I just do it till I need glasses?"
"Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit ""copy"" *hope"