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Joke of the Day

"When Bill Gates's life flashes before his eyes, I hope it appears as PowerPoint presentation that employs every cheesy transition & effect."

"A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!"

"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."

"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"

"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"

"Never trust a man that says, ""Trust me."" and never trust a woman that says ""It's fine."""

"Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;("

"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."

"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"

"Damn girl are you Lassie? Because you're acting like a bitch."