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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the w's."
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"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."
"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."
"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"
"5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud. Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday."
"What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."
"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""
"The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures."
"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."