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Joke of the Day
"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."
Next Joke
"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."
"What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!"
"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"
"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""
"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""
"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."
"Avoided a copay by having my annual physical at Antiques Roadshow. Clean bill of health, plus I found out I'm worth $150."
"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"
"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."