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Joke of the Day
"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."
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"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"
"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."
"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."
"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"
"I had a job building porta-potties I had a job building Porta - potties But people would shit all over my work"
"""Be there in 5."" - liars"
"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."
"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."
"Karen: Are we ok? Me: [removes earbud] Yes. Karen: It's just that you named a Spotify playlist ""LET'S GET DIVORCED"""