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Joke of the Day
"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."
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"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"
"me: ""why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"" therapist: ""i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"""
"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen the mall."
"An Irishman walks past a bar"
"Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history."
"Why did a black bear fuck a white boy to death? The casting agent took the porn's title literally."
"""i want to love you, but i have crust issues."" -pizza on a date i dont know i hate myself"
"What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture"