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Joke of the Day

"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"Someone tried to sell me a coffin today... I told them its the last thing I need."

"Common dialogue in SITCOMs When a guy proposes, the female responds ""thank you""... Seen this in Friends, two and half men and the big bang theory... If its there in HIMYM.. PLS LET ME KNOW..."

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!"

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"My public masturbation was going smoothly until.. ..I got off on a tan gent"