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Joke of the Day

"What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd? You herd."

"Dear keyboard, They may touch you, but they can't take their eyes off of me. Sincerely, monitor."

"Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go."

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."

"My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle."

"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""

"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."

"What happens When a Pigeoner and a Falconer move in next door Feathers get ruffled"

"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."

"What the difference between the titanic and climate change? Climate change beat the ice berg"