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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ""Oh sheet!"""
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"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
"Me: ""Hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts?"" Doctor: ""40"""
"How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich? They wear a rolex watch around their waist."
"Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis? Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things"
"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."
"I try to accomplish epic missions before the microwave hits zero."
"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"
"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."