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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler organize his juice? By concentration"
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"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."
"What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun? Recoil"
"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."
"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."
"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it"
"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""
"My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony."
"Movie idea: A drunk passes out next to Picasso. He wakes up to find a drawing of a dick on his face worth $1 million. Does he wash it off?"