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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler organize his juice? By concentration"
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"How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING."
"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."
"Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus."
"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."
"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."
"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."
"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"
"Two blondes are standing in opposite sides of the river. One yells: - HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SHORE?! The other answers: - YOU ARE IN THE OTHER SHORE!"