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Joke of the Day
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie"
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."
"How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales."
"Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone."
"What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? ""Brigham Young"""
"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."
"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""
"Whenever I tell someone I'm Russian they tell me to slow down."
"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."
"I run a suicide hotline. A guy called me once, told me I had 60 seconds to convince him not to jump off his balcony on the 41st floor. He must've confused me with the *anti*-suicide hotline."