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Joke of the Day

"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."

"How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?"

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE'S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! CUNT!"

"What do fake news sites and porn subreddits have in common? No source."

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"