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Joke of the Day

"Do I speak German? Nein"

"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."

"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"

"Mom says to Dad: ""I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed. What are we supposed to do about it?"" Dad replies: ""I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."""

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"

"I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money... I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too."

"Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up"