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Joke of the Day

"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."

"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"

"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."

"I Farted in an Apple Store I FARTED IN A APPLE STORE AND THEY GOT MAD But it's NOT MY FAULT THEY DON'T HAVE WINDOWS"

"I went to the Zoo today They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other. I went to law school for this."

"So, 50 Cent is bankrupt... He only has 50 Cent to his name."

"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."

"My friend is concerned about his online dating luck... I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of fish in the net!"

"Plane delayed... as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready. (Courtesy of American Dad)"