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Joke of the Day

"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."

"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."

"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."

"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."

"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"

"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."

"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"

"I have a dog with no legs. His name is Cigarette because I have to take him out for a drag."

"What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"What do you call a shitty city? Turd Furgeson"