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"What do you call a shitty city? Turd Furgeson"
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"BEDSIDE CONFESSION Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: ""I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina."" Ted: ""Your breasts aren't bad either."
"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"
"There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives"
"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."
"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"
"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."
"How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog? They both gotta go fast."
"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"