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Joke of the Day
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"
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"My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer"
"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"
"Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl.... not on my watch."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"
"""I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."" - Dogs"
"I really try not to make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate"
"Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy"
"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"