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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen..."

"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"

"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed."

"Q&A Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister? (You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)"

"What is a tresspasser's least favorite number? The number 86. (No seriously. Google ""86"".)"

"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."

"You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !"

"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"