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Joke of the Day

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."

"What's the similarity between a blonde and a tornado? In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing but then she takes half your house"

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Ruberto."

"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."

"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"

"How many Firefly fans disc it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc."

"Just so we're on the same page, I'm on 137."

"Reading the three bears to the boys and six says,""Goldilocks slept in every bed!"" ""Son.That's the meaning of life. Only date brunettes"""

"Want to Hulu and chill? There's like 90 seconds of ads so you won't miss any of the show."