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Joke of the Day

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"What do you call the hair between your grandmas boobs? Her vagina..."

"Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them"

"Why wasn't Jesus any good at math? Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition."

"Some people that are into devotism are fucking idiots."

"This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned. Water"

"Why did Victoria get fired? I don't know"

"The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line... ...i almost shit her pants!"

"I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a great time."