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Joke of the Day
"I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend."
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"People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation."
"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."
"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"
"still waiting to see a used car commercial that looks like they cared enough to do more than one take."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""
"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."
"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."
"I like my women like i like my coffee Without a dick"
"I bet when Cheetahs race & one of them cheats, the other one goes like ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" & they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."